so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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