i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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