we're blogging at a bar
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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