Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
handjob tips. give me some.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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