i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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