beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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