I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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