North Korea, Best Korea!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
