Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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