ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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