Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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