Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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