if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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