on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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