"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do vagina's smell?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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