oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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