Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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