I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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