Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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