we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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