It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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