I hate your face
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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