I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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