yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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