I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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