no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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