You're my little dorito
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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