so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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