Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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