i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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