you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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