I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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