1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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