in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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