Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
