Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
