Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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