Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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