great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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