The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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