We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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