we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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