and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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