I heard we made out
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i need some magic done to my vagina
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
tell me about the fingering
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