i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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