Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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