Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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