Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
