the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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