the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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