No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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