Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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