Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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