The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize