so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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