You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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