Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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