Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
3pm strippers are depressing
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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