ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
