oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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