once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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